Don’t worry, Eliot, I understand

A Gtalk conversation:
Married Life is Great: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
go to new york times site
now
wow. shit. fuck
Sent at 2:16 PM on Monday
MLG:CHECK IT MAN!~!!!
ErrantRemark:wow
that’s crazy
holeeee shit
MLG:what the hell???
MLG:what does this mean though? involved? ring? what?
was he running it?
patronizing it?
i mean, i assume the latter, but it’s so ambiguous
ER: But a person with knowledge of the governor’s role said that the person believes the governor is one of the men identified as clients in court papers.
WOW
philandering politicians
MLG: fuckin a
ER: what else is new?
yeah
spitzer’s new nickname: Client 9
MLG:man, i feel awful
ER: As attorney general, he also had prosecuted at least two prostitution rings as head of the state’s organized crime task force.
yeah, this is NOT good for dems
well, anybody
he was the great white hope
MLG: he was awesome
ER:dammit
will this mean he has to resign?
MLG: i think so, but he’s stubborn
ER:jeeez
jeez
jeez
what
the
fuck
is right
Sent at 2:27 PM on Monday
MLG:
the stories are crashing on the site
ER:i know – the times article took forever to load
that’s huge
what a fucking moron
WHAT WAS HE THINKING?
seriously
he’s powerful enough he could have had affairs out the wazoo
LEGAL affairs
morally, whatever
i don’t care
MLG: yeah, just so, so stupid
ER: a fucking phone call to set this shit up?
HE COULDN”T GET AN ASSISTANT TO DO THIS?
MLG:the one story says the service charge as much as 5500 per hour
that may be a clue to why he did it
because, that must be some wild, wild shit fot 5500 an hour
ER:with victorias secret models
god, could you imagine the quality of that poon?
jesus
nevermind, eliot, i understand
i hope the details include whips, ball gags and furries
eliot spitzer: furry lover
MLG: i mean, hopefully he got his fucking money worth
oohh, insult to injury
the appearance he canceled today was with New York’s Catholic bishops today
ER: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
oh god
MLG: this. is. terrible.
somewhere, joe bruno is drinking champagne. lots of it
… and then banging a hooker